Don Imus fallout
Because of the recent incident with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others are insisting that changes take place in our country ..
Therefore, the following will take place:
Santa Claus will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"
No public mourning of the late Hawaiian singer, Don Ho.
Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."
John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from public viewing.
All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.
Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes , a racist, sexist farm implement.
The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"
All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern White Christians.
All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.
The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language.
If you are sleepy and say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
Idaho will cease being a state
Now that Sharpton and the race hustlers have triumphed, what will be banned next!
This just in......................
Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow.
Word on the street is that Disney will apologize for the Seven Dwarfs singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" in the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Disney plans to remove all items, currently for sale, associated with this movie. This includes books, dolls, and movies.
Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al Sharpton radio show to apologize and undergo a 7 hour grilling.
Jesse Jackson has not been contacted for comment on this.
His office stated that he and his personal secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas . However, people at PUSH hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney World.
Snow White could not be reached for comment.
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Because of the recent incident with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others are insisting that changes take place in our country ..
Therefore, the following will take place:
Santa Claus will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"
No public mourning of the late Hawaiian singer, Don Ho.
Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."
John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from public viewing.
All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.
Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes , a racist, sexist farm implement.
The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"
All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern White Christians.
All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.
The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language.
If you are sleepy and say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
Idaho will cease being a state
Now that Sharpton and the race hustlers have triumphed, what will be banned next!
This just in......................
Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow.
Word on the street is that Disney will apologize for the Seven Dwarfs singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" in the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Disney plans to remove all items, currently for sale, associated with this movie. This includes books, dolls, and movies.
Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al Sharpton radio show to apologize and undergo a 7 hour grilling.
Jesse Jackson has not been contacted for comment on this.
His office stated that he and his personal secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas . However, people at PUSH hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney World.
Snow White could not be reached for comment.
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